Ripper Murdoch, fresh from his victory, travelled forwards in time to videotape the thrashing that Call2Glory will receive, then travelled back in time over 110 years with a television and VCR, and showed the footage to the faithful in Waveland, Indiana. Upon which the crowd gasped, threw rotten vegetables at the losers, and promptly recorded the event in an old-timey style, which you see below.
At Left: Sacriphisto in his old-timey Sunday Best. At Right: Ripper Murdoch, working the legs and "lower" body. At center, crying and being thrashed: King Kong Glory.
Not pictured: R.J. McCall, crying and weeping over a torn bathing suit area.
3 comments:
Ripper Murdoch, you're like the H.G. Wells of queerbags! I hope you travel back in time on accident, and get "Morlocked" right in your cornhole, matey! ARRRRGGGG!
MIGRA! MIGRA! MIGRA!
This is the goddamn awesomest thing I've ever seen.
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