Introducing, the Seventh Ring of the Infierno, Violence!

First, a Man's Man who needs no introduction, Current World Champion who has held all significant modern titles, THE PERSUADER!

The Rising Star of NSFW, heir to Rasslin' Royalty, and current Lesser Antilles Grand Prix title holder, J.D. Stonewall!

Part One of Two, the Manchild of Avian Mystery, el Hijo de Pollo!

Without Part Two of Two, you have nothing! Which is what this man will surrender in the ring, NOTHING! SPIDER RICO!!!

MurdorPhisto vs. Call2Glory

Ripper Murdoch, fresh from his victory, travelled forwards in time to videotape the thrashing that Call2Glory will receive, then travelled back in time over 110 years with a television and VCR, and showed the footage to the faithful in Waveland, Indiana. Upon which the crowd gasped, threw rotten vegetables at the losers, and promptly recorded the event in an old-timey style, which you see below.

At Left: Sacriphisto in his old-timey Sunday Best. At Right: Ripper Murdoch, working the legs and "lower" body. At center, crying and being thrashed: King Kong Glory.
Not pictured: R.J. McCall, crying and weeping over a torn bathing suit area.

Visions from Hell

Who would have thought that any pasty, peeling, coconut sunscreen-smelling slacks-buyers would like, much less "love" Mexico! Jem is so progressive, much more so than the rest of you racist, fascist gringos. Behold, fools!

Hasta la Victoria...

Pues mi hermanos.

The Ripper Murdoch and Pedro "Sucio" Sanchez" were victorious this past exhibition. The Sweaty Tinkles Erection were lucky enough to have squeezed past my warriors the Neon Knights within the breadth of two pubic hairs crusted together. However, my bloodthirsty minions will be dealing death and destruction this week to those who oppose. All fury will be let loose, and the dominion of the Green Inferno will we increased exponentially as I trod the road to ultimate victory, a road paved with the shattered skulls of my enemies! Hasta la victoria sangrosa mia putos!

The Green Inferno Ignites!!!

Hola ninos y ninas. Let me welcome you to the Green Inferno, the blog of el Profesor Juan Telpochcalli Jodido, el Profesor Infierno! Here is where you can preguntame questions, buy my merchandise (coming soon) and generally swear your allegiance to my cause.

Well, it has been a fine fin de semana (weekend) for the luchadores in my stable. Pedro "Dirty" Sanchez was able to smear victory all over the lips of that savage from the smelly continent in what can only be described as a victory of hard working Mexicanos over the kept boys of the White Capitalist classes of that bastion of overconsumption and Empire, the United States of Amerikkka. The Millionaire was served his first taste of worker's justice! Lap it up Milz, for the Southern Fist is coming to punch you right in the browneye!

And again, Ripper Murdoch, the pirate from the high seas of the Caribbean was able to make a fool of that also smelly "wrassler" Baked Beans Brown or whatever the hell his name is. Another victory in the name of the working masses (especially the Central American masses that suffer just so you fat white people can have tasty bananas in your Rice Krispies, effin' fascists). Ripper did indeed rip, and Beans was spilled all over the dirt for the dogs to lap up.

On a less glorious note, the Neon Knights were unable to defeat the CoDependent Champions the Sweaty Tinkle Collective. But fear not loyal Infiernoites! This was merely a wake up call for those cosmic crusaders! Theirs will be the laugh that echos through the inkiest of night as my minions fill the sky with the sound of flapping wings, on their way to collect the souls of my enemies. So, until next time loyal fans. And as always- ya tu sabes.

-el Profesor